Someone Give This Guy a Job (The Greatest CV and Cover Letter Ever Submitted)
As sent to a television station in Florida seeking a part-time studio camera operator. Fuck human resources, professional templates, and qualifications. This is how it’s done. Hilarious and actually awfully poignant (“FILE BANK RUPP….No DAGREE”). If I owned some sort of business that could afford to fly him over to NZ and set him up, I’d employ him at the drop of a hat.